So, check it…After being away for a while, I realized that myself and the roommates have not had a quality Sunday Night Dinner in quite some time. So naturally I went to the drawing board…Checked out what we had in the old cupboard and what I could work with to make something sexy as all get out…Naturally, given the holidays there were a few choice items that needed to be picked up. But right before I hit the store, 3 of the most beautiful women that I know decided to make a guest appearance…So clearly, our “No homo Romantic Sunday Night Dinner” Turned in “Im gunna get you laid Sunday Night Dinner”…Which OBVIOUSLY ended in “I got you laid Sunday Night Dinner”….
What you are going need is as followed:
- Fresh Mozzarella
- Shredded Mozzarella
- Ciabatta bread
- French Bread
- Tomatoes (5)
- Balsamic ( no night would be complete without it)
- Choice Spices + Salt and Pepper
- Olive Oil (extra virgin)
- Pizza Dough
- Tomato Sauce
Not that impressed margarita pizza:
So, not everything I make comes out the way that I would like it too. I think it is important to share your failures so you can continue to improve. Basically what happened here was Chadwick and I purchased the other night some Pillsbury Pizza Dough. From the start I should have known it was doomed since I had a very challenging time trying to unroll it…But when I finally did, of course I ripped the shit out of it. I flattened it out on a backing sheet never the less and tried to play it cool…added some generic Classico tomatoes sauce and a healthy helping of cheese…Then threw that bitch in the oven, I of course totally lost track of time and was not 100% on when I should take it out, but when I did I think it was cooked all the way thru, but to be honest I didn’t give a shit I had bigger things to take care of.
First… go ahead and mince your garlic, onion, shallot and Tomatoes. You need to gut the tomatoes, so quarter those and then scoop out the insides and disregard them…While we want to get things wet, the tomatoes insides get things a little too wet…if you know what I mean.
Couldn’t Get it in Bruschetta
So for those of you out there that actually can stand reading what I’m putting down you might see that I make Bruschetta often…And if you have read then you why I do, it pretty simple actually, not only is the dish in itself easy. But a good Bruschetta can get any man laid and while this was not the outcome for me on this particular evening I know a few people that may or may night have indulged themselves in some uncomfortably belly full sexual actives. I even spiced shit up a bit and still couldn’t seal the deal. I rocked the French bread with some Mozzarella and baked it in the oven.
All while doing that I had about a cup of balsamic reducing, this is what I like to refer to as the “closer.” Mix up your onions, tomoatoes and shallots in a large bowl. Add olive oil, salt, pepper and dried oregano and basil. If you need help with the next 2 steps we got bigger issues but since I don’t want you to fuck this up, take the bread out of the oven which should have a sexual golden brown tan with melted mozzarella and put your tomatoes on top, THEN get it wet with a few dabs of the “closer” and serve at your digression.
Almost Group Sex Pesto Chicken
So that is right ladies and gentlemen…While we couldn’t pull it off, potentially due to lack of hustle…The Chicken Pesto on ciabatta bread with fresh mozzarella definitely put us in the running. A seriously sexually playful dish, I was inspired on vacation when my suto father ordered fresh linguine with pesto and when it came out it was like sex in the air. But first, let’s take a step back, what I would like you to go ahead and do is butterfly your chicken and season her up with salt and pepper…if you have a few other spices you want to throw into the mix…don’t be bashful. My brother has been showing me the art of the broiler, which is truly the only way to cook your meet and I highly suggest leveraging this method of cooking…So as I was dressing up my breast for the broiler, I threw my pesto (yes it was store bought) into a medium pan…naturally I couldn’t help myself so I had to sex her up a bit with some leftover shredded mozzarella. Once the chicken was finished cooking, I let her sit for about 4 minutes before I started slicing her up…I had my ciabatta bread already sliced up and just had to add the fresh mozzarella. Finally I up my breasts and threw it in a large bowl mixed the pesto and chicken and topped off the ciabatta and was ready to serve…
I can assure you…If you are looking romance a young female this dish will get it done. Good Luck out there…